I want to make this as simple as possible. There are plenty of worthless, hard-to-read reviews that compete with the book itself for word count.
Overview-If you aren't sure what this is, put down the computer and enroll in a nearby middle school.
BFF status- Am I sad that the main character is fictional and can't be my real life bff? Am I pressuring my real life bff to read this book, secretly hoping that he/she will become more like the character? Does the main character annoy me with her lack of independence? Have I found a new friend, or gained some patience enduring the main characters uncooth quirks?
SAP status- Is this book crying about an unfair life being saved by a prince in shining armor (or tin-foil)? Is this another Twilight series? (Didn't we all get enough cheesy sap and bad dialogue enduring the books and the movies?) Or is this book refreshing and original, speaking the English language without the cheesy heartburn?
Aftermath- Is this book going to cause you to reflect on the meaning of life? Cry yourself to sleep? Slash your ex's tires? Have a dance party in your room? What emotions should you expect after the book?
Relationship Status- If this book were a boy, what would I want? Would I pretend to text when he walks in the door, hoping to avoid conversation? Start looking at rings because we are getting married? What place does this book hold in my life and how has it impacted me?
Quirks- What extra things do you need to know that do not fit into these catagories?
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